Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Lines Like These Are What Makes Shows Like "The Office" So Incredibly Unpredictable

In Japan, heart surgeon.
Number one.
Steady hand.
One day, Yakuza boss need new heart.
I do operation.
But, mistake!
Yakuza boss die.
Yakuza very mad.
I hide in fishing boat, come to America.
No English, no food, no money.
Darryl give me job.
Now I have house, American car, and new woman.
Darryl save life.
My big secret:
I kill Yakuza boss on purpose.
I good surgeon.
The best!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

What Love Is Like by Piet Hein

Love is like
a pineapple,
sweet and
undefinable.